My good friends June and Jerrold just sent me this happy news – they’ve had a baby girl. Happy birthday, babygirl. Here’s my best unsolicited aunty advice: If Akivajon pulls your hair, you punch him in the face. Don’t take shit from NOBODY in this life!

edit: 21 May – added pictures for ya’ll.
—————————-
Name: Ha’ani Lei Castro
Born: May 13, 2006 at 7:22 am
Weight: 6 lbs 12 oz
Length: 19.2 in